Score: 9

"Hahaha"

submission: bonjour

date: December 22, 2003

Another great flash by Weebl.
Weebl always has such funky, bizzare, totally out-there stuff. Completely worth watching...

The "naughty bits" featured in the end would have disturbed me, had I not been in that "watching a flash by Weebl" state of mind.

Perfect thing to watch if you're in need of a laugh.

I must say, Weebl's flash movies always have such perfect music... I wish I could do that kind of thing with a synthesizer (and not just end up with 2 minutes of John Cleese saying "fish" while a funky drum beat phases in and out).

Score: 3

"Eeeeehhh...."

submission: You are a F*cking Moron7

date: December 22, 2003

Not as funny as people seem to think it is. It's just random, poorly written, celebrity bashing. Nothing really clever.

Now, I in NO way want to stick up for Michael Jackson. But hey, it doesn't quite disturb me that much.
Michael Jackson is just trying to be the Elvis of the new millenium. I know you say "Elvis wasn't some loony who dangled babies out of a window and (alledegly) molested childeren." But they're both famous music artists who do all sorts of things to shock the world.
Where Elvis gave cars to random people on the street, Michael Jackson dangles his kid out the window.
In the world we live in it's becomming harder and harder to do soemthing people haven't seen thousands of times. What Michael Jackson does is just another way of freaking out the world with his bizarre ways.
So he's a pedophiliac, so does weird things with his childeren. Compared to the idea that America can storm into a country looking for weapons of mass destruction, kill a bunch of people, and come out with nothing more than an old man with a beard, or that there are groups of people who feel their purpose in life is to rid the world of people based on their skin color, or beliefs. This kinda thing disturbs me a whole lot more than a crazy pop singer who fucks kids and carves his face up.
As for the plastic surgery... Hey, if the guy want's to look like a creature from a horror movie I have no right to stop him. He's happy that he looks like that, I'm happy cause I know there are people who look worse than me that have at oen point in time been considered desirable by the oposite sex.

But back on topic. I really don't like this flash very much. It's just poorly written celeb bashing. And it's not even really jokes, it's just pointing out flaws in what people say or do. Kinda like that kid in grade school (I'm sure you had one) who would do nothing but tell you what you did wrong and laugh at you for it and then walk away (these people tend to grow up to be Linux gurus :).

Most people are gonna disagree with me (I'm expecting atleast 10 "FUCK YOU! YOU ARE SOOOO FUCKING STUPID"s), but hey, most people probably can't even find Canada on a map.

Score: 5

"Meh"

submission: Die in Style

date: August 12, 2003

It was pretty good, but the sounds were all ripped from games, and that made it seem really cheesey. The voice acting on te main character guy was bloody awful, trying to be serious and just sounding like some really awful attempts at one-liners from generic action movies...

Overall I give it a 5.5. Would have been worth watching if the sounds were a wee bit better. Especially the footstep sounds on the grassy area. Sounds like you were using knife sounds from Countar-Strike or something...