Score: 9

"Hahaha"

submission: bonjour

date: December 22, 2003

Another great flash by Weebl.
Weebl always has such funky, bizzare, totally out-there stuff. Completely worth watching...

The "naughty bits" featured in the end would have disturbed me, had I not been in that "watching a flash by Weebl" state of mind.

Perfect thing to watch if you're in need of a laugh.

I must say, Weebl's flash movies always have such perfect music... I wish I could do that kind of thing with a synthesizer (and not just end up with 2 minutes of John Cleese saying "fish" while a funky drum beat phases in and out).

Score: 3

"Eeeeehhh...."

submission: You are a F*cking Moron7

date: December 22, 2003

Not as funny as people seem to think it is. It's just random, poorly written, celebrity bashing. Nothing really clever.

Now, I in NO way want to stick up for Michael Jackson. But hey, it doesn't quite disturb me that much.
Michael Jackson is just trying to be the Elvis of the new millenium. I know you say "Elvis wasn't some loony who dangled babies out of a window and (alledegly) molested childeren." But they're both famous music artists who do all sorts of things to shock the world.
Where Elvis gave cars to random people on the street, Michael Jackson dangles his kid out the window.
In the world we live in it's becomming harder and harder to do soemthing people haven't seen thousands of times. What Michael Jackson does is just another way of freaking out the world with his bizarre ways.
So he's a pedophiliac, so does weird things with his childeren. Compared to the idea that America can storm into a country looking for weapons of mass destruction, kill a bunch of people, and come out with nothing more than an old man with a beard, or that there are groups of people who feel their purpose in life is to rid the world of people based on their skin color, or beliefs. This kinda thing disturbs me a whole lot more than a crazy pop singer who fucks kids and carves his face up.
As for the plastic surgery... Hey, if the guy want's to look like a creature from a horror movie I have no right to stop him. He's happy that he looks like that, I'm happy cause I know there are people who look worse than me that have at oen point in time been considered desirable by the oposite sex.

But back on topic. I really don't like this flash very much. It's just poorly written celeb bashing. And it's not even really jokes, it's just pointing out flaws in what people say or do. Kinda like that kid in grade school (I'm sure you had one) who would do nothing but tell you what you did wrong and laugh at you for it and then walk away (these people tend to grow up to be Linux gurus :).

Most people are gonna disagree with me (I'm expecting atleast 10 "FUCK YOU! YOU ARE SOOOO FUCKING STUPID"s), but hey, most people probably can't even find Canada on a map.

Score: 5

"Meh"

submission: Die in Style

date: August 12, 2003

It was pretty good, but the sounds were all ripped from games, and that made it seem really cheesey. The voice acting on te main character guy was bloody awful, trying to be serious and just sounding like some really awful attempts at one-liners from generic action movies...

Overall I give it a 5.5. Would have been worth watching if the sounds were a wee bit better. Especially the footstep sounds on the grassy area. Sounds like you were using knife sounds from Countar-Strike or something...

Score: 10

"I've always loved Weebl and Bob."

submission: weebl and bob: wee-lo

date: July 9, 2003

Heh, there's nothing more fun that watching a Weebl and Bob cartoon. And this yet again proves it.

The movies are weird, random, and feature pie! What more could one ask for?

The voice acting is hillarious! I love it...

The graphics are nice, smooth animation.

It's unbelieveably funny!

On the positive side:
-Too much to list.

On the negative side:
-If you don't like weird, you most likely won't like this.

Overall score: 10.5, Watching this! And check out the website, cause this is one of the best things out there.
The disembodied head of Stanard Ridgway with a clock on his forehead likes! And you should too!

Score: 7

"Well, from what I saw..."

submission: Smokey the Cigarette

date: July 2, 2003

It was interesting...

I'd write a full review, but the movie had too many errors for me to watch. The first time I started playing it just randomly back to the beginning, the second time I tried the sound went dead... Hmm...

Hope other people can get this working, it got off to a good start.

Score: 10

"That was magnificent!"

submission: Mr. T Vs MM Power Rangers

date: July 2, 2003

This was pure gold! I love this movie! It was just so funny.

The graphics were so cheesy that they were impossibly funny. Gotta how silly everything was! Cutouts I normally find to be terrible, but these were just so wonderfully perfect for the movie! I couldn't ask for more suiting graphics.

The sound was nice. Alot of clips from A-Team and Power Rangers! Heh, loved the music!

A favorite part of mine was when Hulk Hogan joined in! Two of the greatest guys of all time are Hulk Hogan and Mr. T. Recently I've become huge fans of Mr. T and the Hulkster (even though I get little enjoyment out of wrestling). Mr. T + Hulk Hogan = good!

On the positive side:
-Unbelieveably funny.
-You amke the graphics work so well with the movie!
-Great sound clips
-The power rangers before they sucked
-All sorts of other greatness

On the negative side:
-This guy remembers WAY too much about the Power Rangers!

Overall Score: 10. WATCH THIS MOVIE! It's on my favorites (just below Yukino). If you want a funny movie, this is #1!

Score: 7

"Whip out the telephony system, and make some calls"

submission: Tony Montana Soundboard

date: June 18, 2003

Gotta love soundboards, especially ones as good as this.

Some great quotes, some are a bit garbled, but most are good! A bit heavy on the word 'fuck', but that's not always a bad thing.

And for a sounboard, the graphic were good... Lotsa little pics from the movie.

On the positive side:
-Most of the clips are very clear, and don't have problems playing.
-Alotta good stuff could be done with this soundboard.
-Alotta use of the word 'fuck'.

On the negative side:
-Just another soundboard.
-If you didn't like Sacrface, this'll lose some appeal.
-Not good for much if you don't do crank calls.
-Alotta use of the word 'fuck'.

Overall: 7.9 Go make some calls with this!

Score: 5

"Ok..."

submission: Sonic the Pervert

date: June 18, 2003

Uh... Ok... Sonic stripping girls for some reason... Uh...

The graphics were interesting... Sortof a furry, hentai, thingy... Basically it was tearing clothing off of pictures of furry girls... Whatever...

The sound bugged me a real lot...

Was this supposed to be erotic? ALl that I had going tyhrough my head was "I'm think odd movie... More sonic hentai, I scared... I'm not think natural this is, is is?" Just sorta... Weird... While not Waita Uziga* weird, it was most certainly an odd concept.

*=If this name means nothing to you, then you're most likely better off...

On the positive side:
-The artist can draw well...
-It's based around that blue hedgehog who for some reason runs really fast...
-You can strip Furries! And I know that's a fetish among people...

On the negative side:
-The music is irritating
-This is uh... weird...
-The character all have that Dragon Ballish, 'look-at-my-pumptitude' look... Muscles too big... *Shudder*
-Did I mention that this is weird?

Overall Score: 5.0... I can not say more than... Uhh... And while writing the review I mentioned Waita Uziga... and now my head is filled with gross thoughts.

Score: 6

"Higher Standard for Stick Stuff."

submission: -The Pan-

date: June 18, 2003

While not a fan of stick stuff, this is better than most of it.

The graphics weren't much. While the animation was smooth, stick figures just seem kinda lazy. I'm sure you could do something other than something so easy to draw as a stick figure. But I guess for a stick animation, the graphics were quite good.

The music was a bit loud, and I didn't like it very much. But it fit the animation, so what should I care.

It was a bit crude, but then again all movies with just sticks killing each other are. It was good.

On the positive side:
-Pointless violence
-Smooth animation
-Very Silly
-Only 500k

On the negative side:
-Kinda Samey
-Stick figures... You can probably do better.
-Music is kinda loud, lower the volume.

Overall it's a 6.2. It's worth watching, but it didn't take my breath away.

Score: 8

"Very good!"

submission: 99K

date: June 18, 2003

Very nice. Hard to believe that it was under 100k. It was very well done.

The Graphics were pretty good. It was better than stick figures. But the character weren't spectacular. The animation I found to be very smooth. Overall the graphics were very nice.

The sound, while a little repetative. Was nice. Sound effects matched the animation well.

It was definantly a fun animation, and very good for something under 100k. Keep up the good work.

On the positive side:
-Smoothing animation
-Cute; Funny story
-Small file size

On the negative side:
-While the sounds fit, they were a bit repetative.
-One of the little dudes died...
-I wanted it to be longer!

Overall Score: 8.7 Very good! Don't pass this up!